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Dear Betty,
You want to know what burns me up? Inconsiderate bozos who jam up the speedy checkout line with grocery carts loaded to the brim, and moronic bimbos who let their children rip open bags of candy and cereal boxes and knock over jelly jars, and don’t even have the decency to tell the stockboy to clean up their disgusting mess. I just got back from two hours at the grocery store and my new pumps are covered in mincemeat. What do you think of these lunkheads?
Burned Up

Dear Burned:
These people are not bozos, bimbos, or lunkheads. They are trash

—   The Best of Betty by Jincy Willett 
  • 24 August 2011
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